freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other’s beards and watched hentai together every weekend
That sentence started and ended in very different places
there are not many posts like this out there but shoutout to trans women who like their voices, shoutout to trans women who like having a dick, shoutout to trans women who are butch, shoutout to trans women whose transition has been ‘unconventional’, shoutout to trans women who will never pass and dont care to, shoutout to trans women who are tall, shoutout to trans women who break the binary that was reinvented in progressive spaces. you guys are so fucking incredible.
was just thinking abt what unhinged rare pair i could ship and was suddenly hit w a lightbulb moment
chrissy/argyle
like, from what we see of her in the woods w eddie, she’s so sweet and loves eddie’s goofy humor and what she really needs at this time in her life is someone who will just be sweet and kind and understanding to her. and we see that in argyle. he tries to cheer jonathan up abt nancy, he helps him relax, he’s literally ride or die even when he doesn’t know what’s going on. he keeps a (mostly) cool head and he’s not afraid to be a simp (remember eden?), which chrissy kind of deserves. sunshine/sunshine trope off the charts.
the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse
what is the lamest thing that ever genuinely scared you like either as a kid or adult. i got scared of those halloween cartoon scooby doo ass eye stickers ppl put on mirrors when i was 9 and screamed so hard i fainted
